"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
All shirts professionally screen printed by hand to order and made to last! No inferior transfers!!
We use only top quality, eco-friendly inks and chemicals.
Most items ship FREE in 48 hours!! (But please allow up to 5 business days for order processing)
Shirt will be printed in ink color (design color) in photos. You choose your shirt color!!
AMERICAN APPAREL UNISEX (mens) TEE
These American manufactured tees are ultra soft and smooth for a premium fit and print. They run true to size, but have a bit of a fitted cut.
Super comfortable and flattering. 100% preshrunk cotton.
Available in short sleeve or long sleeve
Sizes available: S - 2XL
Double check the size chart to ensure a perfect fit!
(measure across chest x across waist)
SMALL 34-36" x 30-32"
MEDIUM 38-40" x 32-33"
LARGE 42-44" x 33-34"
X-LARGE 46-48" x 36-38"
2X-LARGE 48-50" x 40-42"