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christmas vacation rant ladies tee clark griswold text red closeup short sleeve t-shirt

Christmas Vacation Rant Ladies T-shirt

$14.99

"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

All shirts professionally screen printed by hand to order and made to last! No inferior transfers!!
We use only top quality, eco-friendly inks and chemicals.
Most items ship in 48 hours!! (But please allow up to 5 business days for order processing)
Shirt will be printed in ink color (design color) in photos. You choose your shirt color!!

These are gently fitted ladies cut tees, not tiny junior cut!


Sizes available: S - 2XL

Double check the size chart to ensure a perfect fit!
(measure across armpit to armpit x back to neck to bottom hem)
SMALL 17.25" x 25.5"
MEDIUM 19.25" x 26"
LARGE 21.25" x 27"
X-LARGE 23.25" x 28"
2X-LARGE 25.25" x 28.5"

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