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christmas vacation rant unisex tee clark griswold text irish green short sleeve t-shirt

Christmas Vacation Rant T-Shirt

$14.99

"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
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This listing is for our Unisex Tee.
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All shirts professionally screen printed by hand to order and made to last! No inferior transfers!!
We use only top quality, eco-friendly inks and chemicals. 
Most items ship in 48 hours!!  (But please allow up to 5 business days for order processing)
A great basic tee.  A great unisex fit in fashion colors.  100% preshrunk cotton. (Sports Grey is 90/10)
Double check the size chart to ensure a perfect fit!
(measure across armpit to armpit x back to neck to bottom hem)
SMALL 18" x 28"
MEDIUM 20" x 29"
LARGE 22" x 30"
X-LARGE 24" x 31"
2X-LARGE 26" x 32"

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